What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why do liberals think same-sex marriage is alright? The Bible makes it very clear that it's not alright to be gay, why can't liberals understand that?

He : I'm 24.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.

Me : No

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I don't drink

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

He : Tea ?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

Me : Thank you.

He : Then let's have some coffee

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Sure.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Because it's month of August.